Thursday, July 9, 2009

Technology has finally defeated me

Alas, the blog will have to wait until I return to Earth - once I´ve landed in London in 10 days time I´ll get cracking with adding all my blogs (currently written in the old fashioned way with pen and ink on paper) on the rest of the trip - adventures and beauty galore as well as a couple of disasters await.
In the meantime I´ve had to accept that it just ain´t possible out here in the wilderness to be a blogger... Be patient, friends and followers- something I´ve learned all over again in South America...

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Rushing around history

Perhaps, I thought, Jujuy is a cultural mecca and I’ve been too busy haunting my block to see it. So I set off on one of my half-hearted museum and church tours. The Cathedral was closed but the other big church was open. It was a large marble space, unexceptional except for a glass box on the floor which contained the gaunt figure of San Cesareo, martir. The plaster man was propped up on gold tasselled cushions and wrapped in a red shawl, his eyes rolled back in his head in agony. And there was a fat baby in another box with a golden romper suit and crown wedged on his large head. Next door was the Museum of Sacred Art, a long narrow corridor with bits of church ephemera. And the Jujuy museum was a colonial mansion with old furniture and things in it – I learnt that the city had made its fame and fortune as a place to fatten mules before they set off for their long journey up the glorious Quebrada de Humahuaca to Bolivia and Peru. It was the ideal spot apparently with “abundance of aguadas and alfalfares”. (Water and fields I think that means – as usual all the signs in the museum were in Spanish only, not terribly helpful for foreign tourists). I was clearly the only visitor in both these places for years. Startled staff woke from their dozing and sleepily turned the lights on. Just as well the entrance fees were very small, 75p a pop. Compare that with the £9 I didn’t pay to tour the ex prison in Ushuaia.
I wandered down to the old train station by the river which seemed to run all round the city. It was abandoned and tatty, its waiting rooms and spaces turned into offices, a community centre and art gallery manned by two crocheting women. Actually the gallery had an attractive collection of decent naïf paintings, landscapes and images of the traditional rural life of the Quebrada made by the Ninos Pintores de Chucalezna. Child painters. If they really were then they were talented.
Across the river was a large dusty playground, clearly a community initiative, adorned with bold murals, poetic quotations and images of Che Guevara and the man in the large black hat, indigenous Bolivian leader Tupac Amaru. Obviously in Jujuy these two men are important revolutionaries – the social housing project on the edge of Humahuaca had their faces painted on the chimney pots of each home which made it look like some strange site-specific art project, both bizarre and delightful.
As usual it came down to the useful sign in the city’s largest square to answer my questions. Jujuy was founded in 1593 between the rivers Grand and Xibi Xibi which explains why it seems like an island. However the fact that it “is known as the Little Silver Cup owing to its tiny size and the special way it’s positioned” totally threw me. But Little Silver Cup I like you.

Manny's Bars

Jujuy’s attractions are limited. But it does have some of the best Manny’s Bars (™JD) in the world. Best described as small and simple with cheap prices and a limited menu, these are the sort of places occupied by old men playing dominoes in Spain and local workers, wastrels and off-duty policemen in Argentina.
The first I found had the ridiculously grand name of Le Pont. Ridiculous because its fancy French connotations couldn’t be further from the truth. With no outer wall or door on to the street, just a large gap closed at night with metal shutters, Le Pont advertised its wares with garish signs hung all over the place – most dishes offered a combination of various kinds of meat sandwich with chips for 5 pesos (£1) but there was hot food too, slabs of meat and pasta and pizza. The crudely painted red and white box was constantly packed with noisy families and groups of youths. Behind the counter was where all the action happened and there I happily sat, balancing on a wobbly stool with a tin jug of cheap wine and watching what went on. Customers had to pay first – the genial owner was often in situ, clinging onto his till and talking new customers through the wall menu. He couldn’t have been more accommodating to me - What would you like mi amor? That but with that not this, no problem. Raffle tickets were issued and then orders rapidly knocked out – towers of bread buttered, pieces of meat wedged between them and the sandwiches winched on a tray upstairs where a man slapped them onto a grill and sent them back downstairs, the old ropes creaking and the chains grinding. I knew all of this because at my end of the counter there was a slanted mirror so we could all see the upstairs kitchen action. A fan whirred away, dangerous inches above our heads and the staff hurried on, keeping up with the stream of orders. In the fridge was an enormous pile of breaded meat slabs, stacked up a foot high and during rare quiet moments someone was always added to it. It was a highly successful operation and actually the food I ate there – grilled meat and salad – wasn’t bad at all.
I went to a large blue restaurant which I’d passed one late afternoon and peeked inside. It was a vast empty barn, the tv in the corner talking to itself and shifting strips of sunlight the only signs of life. Behind the counter which ran along the length of the bright pink room were old wooden cabinets and a huge silver urn with gleaming taps and spout. When I came back at lunchtime the place was packed, with customers hanging round its edges, waiting for a table. The family who owned it were identical looking, chubby with round faces and black hair and they ranged from 10 to 80, like a circus troupe. They puffed and huffed, wiping and laying and squeezing between tables but not a trick was missed. I had a delicious lunch there, more meat - a huge steak for £3, one of the best I ate in Argentina. “Here” said the little fat boy flourishing my food and grinning from ear to ear, “it’s late but well here it is”. He knew how good it was going to taste.
Down by the bus station was another favourite joint. On a corner in the noisiest part of town a busy man slapped hot dogs and burgers on a grill outside while within dubious men and whorish looking women polished off bottles of cheap booze. Though the volume from the neighbouring music stall made eating a deafening experience I had several heaped plates of delicious food there and the hot dog man always rushed in from his grill to greet me. Once I passed in the empty hours between lunch and supper (very clearly defined – it was virtually impossible to get anything to eat in Argentina between 2 and 8pm) and he was still working away, busily mopping the floor.
All of these places were incredibly good value (I never paid more than £3 for a meal) and did a roaring trade. But their cheerful staff, each one of them utterly charming, ran daily marathons round tables, tills and cookers. Every centavo was hard earned.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Polly from the block

I spent most of my week in Jujuy on the same block. It housed my hotel, cafe and the hessian health shop and a further favourite 2 places.
The first, Restaurante Tia, was for lunch. An enterprising family had taken over a crumbling city mansion, complete with beautifully tiled floor and sweeping staircase. In one small corner of a vast room there was a little buffet with hot food and cold, including several regional specialities, and a disorderly queue of hungry workers. I tried kube, a savoury cake made from wheat and minced meat. But there was also great lumps of meat and chicken and even fish in batter. By 1.30pm the metal trays were almost empty - you had to move fast if you wanted to eat at Restaurante Tia. Once you´d pointed at what you wanted you were sent upstairs to a rabbit warren of low-ceilinged rooms, barely furnished with wobbly tables and mis-matching chairs. With no ceremony or pretty features eating was a fast and silent business with diners hunched over their laden plates. It was very cheap - £2 - and though not really cheerful I liked the hard-working family and their little business. One day as I came down the stairs a man emerged from the curtained box they´d made into the kitchen and asked me if I´d enjoyed my stir-fried chicken. `Mmmm´ I said sensing something, ´who cooked it? You?´ Yes he replied grinning from ear to ear.
The second place was for evenings. It was a 24 hour shop, a long narrow space with an endless counter, behind which were neatly stacked shelves of wine and floor cleaner, hot sauce and boot polish - all kinds of stuff - but it also had a dining room out back and served a strange range of hot food. Empanadas and tarts and baked chicken and nasty dishes of boiled vegetables. The shop was run by a group of jolly women who spent their time huddled together at one end of the place, gossiping and roaring with laughter. They didn´t seem like shop workers at all, more like a bunch of Bohemian friends - actors or theatrical folk. My favourite was a real glam puss in a blowsy kind of way. I admired her work outfit of vertiginous heels and tight leopardskin. I was very happy perched on a stool by the tv with a piece of spinach pie and a cold beer.
Also on the block were a old-fashioned hotel with garish oil paintings in the lobby, some kind of college with students dressed in smart black and white uniforms pouring out at dusk and, best of all, a strange Museum of Sacred Art which was no such thing. It was actually a reproduction studio where teams of young locals churned out little woodem plaques painted with the famous Warrior Archangels or well-known images of the Virgin and Saints. `Who buys these?´ I asked the young girl who showed me round. She couldn´t tell me. Very odd. But so, then, was Jujuy.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Next door

Next door to my hotel, however, was an excellent cafe, Cafe Humano, with delicious coffee, served as it should be with a glass of chilled soda water, so every morning I went there for breakfast part 2. It was tiny with only a handful of wobbly tables but oddly classy. Odd because Jujuy wasn't in the least bit chic. There was a magazine rack, books and cds lined up along the walls and pleasant lighting. It was like being in Brighton 20 years ago. The cafe con leche came in pretty earthenware mugs and there was Wifi and rock on the radio (nothing makes a better accompaniment to writing than Bryan Adam warbling "Every thing I do I do it for you" or that Welsh woman with lots of hair or U2 - if the book's terrible I've got my reasons) so there I spent most of my days.
I learned a lot about the life of the cafe if not Jujuy. Sorry Freddie ("But Polly what do you know about Jesus Maria?" As it turns out much more than I ever discovered about Jujuy). There were few customers - me mainly, various groups of friends dropping by and the odd posh pair of groomed women, professional men or students - and I couldn't understand how the business made any money. It was run by three entirely different men. One was a middle-aged dark skinned man with floppy black hair who spent most mornings delivering coffees and sandwiches on a tray. He was very calm and smiley. The second was a handsome youth with a rock 'n' roll look and a scooter who made the coffees but mostly sat in front of a computer. The third had a worried expression and worked in the evenings with the breakfast delivery man while the youth left at lunchtime and just popped in at night. What was going on?
One day I found out - someone came in and asked me if this was the place where they lent money? Umm? I replied. But it was. The money lending had something to do with the boy and his computer - details were punched in and cash handed out - but I never really knew how the system worked or why or how. Where did the cash come from? How did people know where to come? The business was obviously under the table but also out in the open. Hmm.
Anyway the cafe also allegedly sold the CDs and books lined up all its walls but I never saw a sale. On my last night in the city, by which time I and the men were firm friends, I drank a load of wine - bought in just for me - and the third man, the worried one, wished me well, kissed me goodbye and as I was heading for the door thrust something into my hand - a little embroidered purse made by his aunt (the cafe's latest legit money-making venture). A present for a very good customer though he didn't say it - he just looked anxious and sad that I was leaving though we had not exchanged one word of conversation. I felt the same way.

Hotel notel

There were few hotels in Jujuy - tricky if you're a tourist. I liked the idea of the pink tower block by the bus station. The front desk was manned by a woman with no left eye while her husband had no right one - perhaps there is always someone for everyone. They were an odd couple, eccentrically dressed but both friendly and funny, laughing uproariously at everything I said. "We don't have any single rooms, dearie" said she. "You need a husband" said he. Actually they showed me a room and I didn't, at the time, have the heart for strip lighting and strange commercial travellers haunting the stairwells.
I didn't really fancy the only hostel in town either even though the owner was another attractive Argentine man. He was very smooth, whisking me down the corridor to see a room and ensuring me that nothing would be too much trouble. But the pool on the roof was out of action because it was almost winter (mmm, not by British standards - it was hot most days) and the non dormitory rooms were mouldy and sad. No.
But I did find a great place - Casa de la Barra, a hostel in an old house with large attractive rooms, a brilliant bathroom with a huge marble sink and enormous bath and a double bed in the only room for one person. Bloody hell, my first in 2 months - I was longing to sleep in something wider than my waist and so there I stayed. Just me mostly. I revelled in the luxury of bedside lamps, proper sheets and a mattress that wasn't a) a thin sheet of foam and b) didn't sink in the middle.
There was a downpoint. I had to go across the road to a health food bakery for a frankly disgusting healthy breakfast. No coffee because, the wispy girl at the hotel told me, it's a stimulant (isn't that the point?) but a milky drink called malta (hot chocolate without the chocolate - pointless) and a basket of weird stodgy biscuits. Yuck.And the lunchtime menu was revolting sounding - oat soup followed by soya cutlets and a side order of spaghetti. I was amazed that in such an unworldy place like Jujuy there was a market for brown bread and vegetarian food. But actually, each morning while I pushed the strange food away from me, a queue was forming at the counter. Fittingly, I suppose, it was a Seventies kind of healthy - hessian and wholesomeness - which went well with Jujuy's old-fashioned atmosphere.

San Salvador de Jujuy





























Jujuy, capital city of the province of Jujuy, is another place I went to in Argentina that no-one recommends. Most tourists pass through, on their way to Humahuaca and further north to the famous sign at La Quiaca on the border with Bolivia which states that the distance between the country's northernmost point and the Ushuaia in the far south is 5,800 km (I'd travelled almost 5000 of those) and onwards and up, into the high Andes and beyond.
"It's not an attractive place, nothing to see, Polly", Maxi had said in Jesus Maria and I suppose he was right. It's a tiny city - not even a large town really with a handful of crowded central streets and one lovely square. I never worked out why the streets were always so crowded - what for? where was everyone going? - or what anyone was doing in Jujuy. The bus station, a short walk from the town centre and its chaotic sprawl, the little kiosks selling hot dogs and fizzy drinks, the stalls flogging knock-off dvds and all kinds of plastic crap was as exciting as it got in the city. But I liked its nostalgic neon-lit signs and its dusty stores, the roads bleeding out into the countryside, green hills rising and the river running through. No-one bothered me, no-one seemed startled or surprised by my presence. I was left alone and there were few distractions.